'STUPID BUNT'
by Pauly
Mister Bunt, the silly fool
tried to catch a cricket-ball...
In a match out on the heath,
thought he'd catch it with his teeth!
As ball thundered from the sky
caught him square in his left eye...
knocked him down with such a clout
that all his ruddy teeth fell out!
As Bunt lie there on the wicket, said
'Thats the last time I play cricket'
Mrs Bunt was less than pleased,
'sarnies' ready, stuffed with cheese
'How'll you eat these with just gums?'
'And why'd you let them score more runs?
'Sorry Pet'.... he said with sorrow
'I'll try again in match tomorrow'........
STUPID BUNT!
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